glass eye for sale?!

Category: Garage Sale

Post 1 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 1:49:06

the best glass eye you would hope to wear! Feel proud as you parade the streets with this magnifis
cent big blue glass eye!
Made from all-natural fibre glass, this eye will not shatter or show signs of aging! You get older, your eye will bring out the youth in you. Sorry there's only one so be quick.
Please send all payments to:
RdFreak GPOBox 6969696 or
RdFreak on paypal
100% money back garantee, don't miss out! Order now and you will recieve .. a bonus bottle of glitter so you can dress your eye up to look its absolute best for special occasions.
People will be amazed at your new style! They'll all want your eye!
Vision will never appear as spectacular now that everybody will want an eye just like yours?
so what are you waiting for.
Order now! 100% money back garantee should you not be satisfied with your new purchase. You may even keep the glitter! order now!!!

Post 2 by enchanterglen (Newborn Zoner) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 2:00:34

I was wondering, I have 6 eyes in storage.....can we make a barter deal?

Post 3 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 2:07:19

this once off offer is for a second hand eye only. I suggest any hands below that can be delt with on ebay.
thank you for your interest

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 8:03:08

this almost made me laugh what a salesman!

Post 5 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2005 1:50:26

Is it a private eye or a public eye? Just wondering (LOL)

Post 6 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2005 3:04:57

it will be whatever you want it to be. if ya don't want it public just don't use glitter!

Post 7 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2005 3:18:26

If it's a private eye I don't want it spying on me ... hehehe

Post 8 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2005 8:24:28

well if it misbehaves, try smashin it!

Post 9 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2005 3:05:48

I thought you said it's made from fiber glass... I don't think I can smash it if it is... would shutting it work? Will I risk people thinking I am winking at them if I keep shutting it? So many questions, so little time! *smile* Star

Post 10 by blink183 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 27-Jul-2005 22:11:47

Can I get one custom-made to have a nail driven through the middle? That way, I can put my hand over my eye and yell, "there's something in my eye!"

Post 11 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 27-Jul-2005 22:59:24

rachel have you stolen this eye? it's just that i am currently looking at a 25 letter alphabet! work it out!

Post 12 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 29-Jul-2005 0:07:16

Lol ha ha very funny! I got that one very fast, even though I'm jetlagged! Lol

Post 13 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Friday, 21-Oct-2005 3:11:30

Looking for a set of glass eyes to make beer pong much more interesting. NOte can't be shells as they won't have the proper bounce. If anyone has any offers please let me know.

Post 14 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 21-Oct-2005 3:15:52

Jared, I heard you were looking to buy sockets not eyes.

Post 15 by Doug V (Everyone's favorite CL) on Friday, 21-Oct-2005 9:15:14

why not just give jarred a shrunken head - then he would have the best of all worlds.

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